ALL OF THIS PARENTLOCK ON MY DASH PEOPLE I LOVE IT
no seriously its only a joke it is a bad parenting indeed
(via a-somebody)
| year is 2392 | |
| child: | mommy i can't sleep |
| mother: | don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations |
| mother: | WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK |
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
(Source: deluminator, via nishiyo)
SEE YA FUCKIN LATER DUDE
ttyn
HO LEE SHIT
(Source: odd-marissa, via thinkhappythoughtsx)
I hate creepy old men, and I hate the majority of construction workers because that is what they are, and I also hate disrespectful, obnoxious 12 year olds and whatever high school dumbasses who are still like that. I hate punks, I hate assholes, I hate chimos, I hate obnoxious people. I hate damn near everyone.
introducing Suave Scientist Ed
i don’t even know what i’m doing anymore……
If you were a concentration gradient I’d go down on you
(via thinkhappythoughtsx)
| Friend: | What's your type? |
| Me: | Famous or fictional. |